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Bernazed is where you get roasted by your French teacher. It is also where you get metaphorically stabbed.
I have just been bernazed by Mr. Bernaz.
by beanmae22 December 16, 2019
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Bernadette-Bernhard scale

The most scientific scale known to man for rating the desired mouth-to-phallus ratio during the practice of oral sex. On one end of the spectrum, we have Bernadette Peters with a diminutive mouth. We'll assign her oral cavity a value of .99 carollas (unit of measurement named after Adam Carolla, a pioneer in the field of Phallometry, whose Water-Displacement Method is now the standard throughout the Penile Sciences). Multiplying this value by the average human penis size (100 carollas) yields a Carolla Psychological Satisfaction (or C.P.S.) score of 99 aces (as in, "That's just aces!"). On the other end of the spectrum, we have the less desirable orifice of Sandra Bernhard measuring .01 carollas. Once again, multiplying this value by 100 yields a score of 1 ace. This indicates that the experience of inserting the male member into Bernhard's mammoth mouth for the purpose of fellatio, while perhaps physically pleasurable, is overshadowed by the pride-shattering effects.
Monica Lewinsky: Hey, Bill, you want a BJ?

President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.

Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.

President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.

Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
by griffin_t_a September 25, 2014
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Bernadette

a lady who is dopefresh to the maaaaaxx and suuuuuuper friendly!
& mosdef down for anything .
Bernadette is dope .
by gdftfhjhijuy January 12, 2008
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benabelle

The hottest couple everrrrrrr: ben+annabelle= benabelle

Honestly will never get such a couple like that in my life
Damn benabelle is going so strong ever since oct. 20 of 2017, now they're prom queen and king. Damn.
by EattingUrMoMrn November 13, 2017
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Bernadet

(A variation of Bernadette)
A female given name of French origin.

Bold as a bear, brave, always feminine, good looking, sexy, sweet, smart, feisty, innovative, creative, clever, caring, out spoken, free spirited, real and one of a kind.

She's the one that got away.

"Bernadette" is also a 1967 hit song recorded by The Four Tops.
Bernadet was the love of my life. No girl could compare.
by I'm kinda a big deal February 8, 2010
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Bernadette

Person 1: Did you see the woman who just came in?

Person 2: Yeah, such a Bernadette.
by BinahWise March 2, 2010
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Barnabe

Someone who attempts to be good in bed and covers up his emotions by sending dirty memes. Might send you a dick pic or two at inappropriate timing of the day to make sure you are reminded. Most of time French, straight and funny. Generally a great person and will make you laugh so hard you have cramps on your calf. . Happy to teach you marketing in return for sex. Keep this in mind next time you meet him as he can fool you with his dreamy and gentlemen look. In conclusion, a bad guy in a good way.
*Barnabe rocks up on his bike* *Girls take their panties off*
by babyvietcong June 25, 2022
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