word used to describe any kind of mal-formed or deformed limbs or body parts.
word is derived from the british television presenter, jeremy beadle, of 'beadle's about' fame who has a mal-formed hand & therefore suffers from 'beadlelitus'
word is derived from the british television presenter, jeremy beadle, of 'beadle's about' fame who has a mal-formed hand & therefore suffers from 'beadlelitus'
man: doctor! doctor!
doctor: what's the problem?
man: i have got a cock the size of jeremy beadle's
doctor: what on earth do you mean?
man: well, it's tiny but on the other hand it's massive"
doctor: oh, you are obviously suffering from beadlelitus!
doctor: what's the problem?
man: i have got a cock the size of jeremy beadle's
doctor: what on earth do you mean?
man: well, it's tiny but on the other hand it's massive"
doctor: oh, you are obviously suffering from beadlelitus!
by ron weasely April 27, 2006
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Bertler is a pretty cool guy even though he has quite a large forehead that is usually 8 inches long. He has skinny arms and he is kinda sexy. A bertler is sometime referred to as a bertle turtle and most bertler's are gluten free. He often gives an alaskan pipeline in his lifetime.
by BERTSQUIRT May 30, 2017
Get the Bertler mug.A style of music most associated with bands from Berklee College of Music, or other music schools with popular music programs. Common bands associated with the genre include Vulfpeck, Lettuce, Moonchild, and any artist Quincy Jones happens to be working with at the time.
The key sign of BC is jazz/R&B influenced pop or rock music, with a predominant fan base of upper class white kids that think they’re smarter than you because you didn’t pick up on the septuplet phrasing over the hemiola or some other made up mumbo jumbo.
The key sign of BC is jazz/R&B influenced pop or rock music, with a predominant fan base of upper class white kids that think they’re smarter than you because you didn’t pick up on the septuplet phrasing over the hemiola or some other made up mumbo jumbo.
“Yeah, He’s a Berklee-Core guy. Don’t ask him about Snarky Puppy or you’ll end up getting negative harmony mansplained to you two hours later”
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by Kenneth Eng March 7, 2009
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by Trippytanya April 8, 2020
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Beadlehand vb. 1. To fail to grasp something (esp. a situation) - "No disrespect Mr Blair, but you've completely beadlehanded this whole Iraq situation" 2. To be parsimonious - "OK Mr Murdock, but if you beadlehand me on this deal I'll see you never work in media again."
Beadlehanded adj. 1. Butterfingered - "Well, Bristow is absolutely beadlehanded tonight" 2. Parsimonious - "I grew up in New Jersey, Dad was a rich city lawyer and my Mother earned more than a dime or two dancin' on tables every friday, but mother made me wear the same pair of pants 'till I was 12, every night we ate gruel, except tuesdays when it was potato stew, I guess you could say my parents were just beadlehanded"
Beadlehandedly adv. 1. In a manner expected of someone with a beadlehand
- "She fumbled for my manhood quite beadlehandedly, like a turkey wanker on his first shift" 2. Parsimoniously - "I noticed Mr Carolgees pouring the gin most beadlehandedly, like it was the last bottle in the world"
Beadlehand vb. 1. To fail to grasp something (esp. a situation) - "No disrespect Mr Blair, but you've completely beadlehanded this whole Iraq situation" 2. To be parsimonious - "OK Mr Murdock, but if you beadlehand me on this deal I'll see you never work in media again."
Beadlehanded adj. 1. Butterfingered - "Well, Bristow is absolutely beadlehanded tonight" 2. Parsimonious - "I grew up in New Jersey, Dad was a rich city lawyer and my Mother earned more than a dime or two dancin' on tables every friday, but mother made me wear the same pair of pants 'till I was 12, every night we ate gruel, except tuesdays when it was potato stew, I guess you could say my parents were just beadlehanded"
Beadlehandedly adv. 1. In a manner expected of someone with a beadlehand
- "She fumbled for my manhood quite beadlehandedly, like a turkey wanker on his first shift" 2. Parsimoniously - "I noticed Mr Carolgees pouring the gin most beadlehandedly, like it was the last bottle in the world"
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by Jim Baxter March 31, 2004
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