the benson

noun, denoting the high quality of a person, an object, place or experience. awesome, the shit, doss

that squidgy black's the benson

by Danby January 11, 2009

Benson

a Benson, an entirely average sized penis

A UK Benson is 13.12cm (5.16 inches) in length.

by bipedalmale July 27, 2017

Benson

N.

A big ass pumpkin.

Often inhabits the coffee table of a few eloquent, classy gentlemen and their piece of dogshit roommate who should fuck off and die in a hole. Slowly. Weighs roughly 50lbs.

Guest: What is that on your coffee table?

Gentleman: That, my dear, is Benson.

Fourth roommate: - something inevitably stupid and irrelevant to the conversation.

by TheHoodedDingo October 10, 2016

Benson

That one dumbass at your lunch table who won’t shut the fuck up about crash bandicoot

Damn it Benson shut the fuck up about crash bandicoot already

by The011darkwolf October 16, 2019

Benson

Football player, one of the sweetest kids you will ever meet. Might look a little scary, but don't let that fool you, he's a hugger. Gives really good hugs, AMAZING at cuddling. Sweetest texter, big ass black guy.

*After the game*
Benson: Who did you come to the game with?
Alex: My friends
Benson: Oh, I thought you were here with your boyfriend
Alex: I don’t have a boy friend
Benson: Oh, Good.

by Superior Babe November 15, 2014

Benson

The Music Scene. Maple Street the only place of entertainment. Concerts, The Benson Bar Crawl, and a Headshop. . Oh Yeah.

When i want to get drunk close to home i do a benson bar crawl.

by tony!thatfatmotherphucker December 16, 2010

Benson

A person who is content being enslaved and living his or her life solely to please another. Comes from the hit sitcom, Benson...if you aint seen it, check it out.

No I will not pick up your shit, what do you think I am, Benson?

"Hey, yo driver pay attention! What you looking in the rearview, for huh, Benson?"- Dre, Naomi

by TDrizzle May 7, 2008