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Benched

You’re online dating using tinder or hinge or whatever app and you’re getting along with someone, eventually you get their number and set a date but instead of ghosting you they put you on the bench while they talk to someone else to see who is better worthy of your time and effort making ‘you’ a benchwarmer.
Bro I got this girls number and I asked her out for Saturday night and she said yes.. it’s been three days since I’ve heard from her but I think we are still on, should I ask or do you think I’m being benched?
by Chrissypoo9992 February 18, 2020
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the bench

n. not just a bench, but "the" bench. This is where starting baseball players dream of getting to in their career, where players can completely screw around all day, and where there are gemming stories. Three key aspects of the bench are if a bench player can, keep the book, stay in one spot the whole game, and get foul balls. A perfect bencher is something even veteran benchers may not get to accomplish in their lifetime. One must never move the entire time during the game, asking the coach to not put him in if he asks. It has only happened once or twice in freshman-jv baseball history.
That kid for Milton clearly wanted to sit the bench in that game, since when he hit a dribbler to eich, instead of running to first, he walked off the field towards the bench so that his coach would sit him for the rest of the game.
by jv ballah December 19, 2004
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Bench It

to put a lot of effort into an activity no matter what it is (eg sports, project, study, gaming, eating)
Peter: Wait up Nick I'm so tired man i can't run anymore.

Nick: Pete don't think about it and just BENCH IT! the rest of the way.
by Nick Pley March 9, 2011
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Benching

The act of sitting on a subway bench in order to observe passing graffiti. Often to find influences.
by yfh asdf sadfj January 3, 2009
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Benches

noun: related to "bitch" and "girlfriend". A snarky self identifying term that stems from American Idol's Season 8 winner Kris Allen, who apparently used the term in relation to a literal park bench on camera, but was told to not say it again on camera because with his southern accent it sounded like "bitch".

The term has been subsequently adopted by fans, most notably those from ONTD_AI.
"You already saw the new Kris Allen interview? Where at? Come on, hook a bench up!"

"Benches unite! Give 'til it hurts for Haiti!"
by cadee February 9, 2010
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benches

*cough attack* "benches"
by fuckitfullsend March 28, 2020
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Benched

A person goes behind your legs, on their knees, whilst another person pushes you from the front and you fall back.
"OOH EMILY GOT BENCHED ON CONCRETE!!"
"Holy shit! There's blood!"
by HewbyGewby June 17, 2009
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