bellend

bellend is the penis

Luke Crossley is a utter bell-end

by charles drapeer November 25, 2003

bellend

(Jamaican classical.) oneself

I am a bellend. (official)

by Your paulm8's m8 called paul (m8) November 06, 2003

bellend

(alex k e double rr is a bell = bellend

kerr + Bell = bellend

by jim January 27, 2004

bellend

someone who doesnt do anything and plays champ all day

steve corder is a bellend

by greeny January 20, 2004

bellend

to understand the word bell end you need to know a bellend

Richard= Bell = End = bellend

bellend = richard

by jim January 27, 2004

Bellend

Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.

Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.

by MaxisStrife October 27, 2015

Bellend

Mildly offensive insult used between mates when one or more of them has done something daft. Seemingly its not possible to over use this phrase.

Roger: I dropped my razor on my toe and cut it open.
Gary: Bellend!

Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round.
Gary: Bellend!

Anyone: Anything
Gary: Bellend!

by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021