Bellend

swolen end of penis most commonly in the shape of a "fireman's helmet" and in my case the size as well.

get u're bell out of my damn ear!!

by Crocky April 23, 2004

bellend

unit of measurement.

the table is 33 bellends in length.

katharine's face is 10 bellends wide.

by giraffeheart July 28, 2012

Bellend

A ‘Bellend’ is another word for ‘Dickhead’ but it is the Scottish version.

Did you see Taron last night? He went out looking like a complete bellend!

by hazbroboi69420 September 11, 2018

bellend

the end of your penis and can also be used as an insult

girlfriend and boyfriend having sex:
gf:"you've got a weird shaped bellend!"
bf:"shut up you bellend, go do it with someone else then!! Someone with a better bellend!!"
gf:"fine i will!"

...

and the bellend is put in boxers!!

by RachJessSunny February 15, 2009

bellend

(1) Slang name for the head, or bulbous tip of the penis.
(2) Nickname given to my girlfriends total twat of a husband.

"Honey that fucking mardarse bellend has threw another sickie and not gone to work, I won't be able to get to yours today.

"Just tell him you're off to see me because I am better in bed than he ever could be, I don't need a vacuum pump to get it up. I mean it's not as though he doesn't know is it. He found the christmas card off me 12 months ago and is still too much of a shithouse to deal with this situation"

by fasc December 13, 2008

Bellend

Adam Cooper manger usw treforest

Adam cooper is a bellend

by Fuckedoff4ever July 17, 2019

bellend

bellend is on Gregs head

Greg is a total bellend

by Charles December 2, 2003