wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.

German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019

Beijing corn

Best corn 10/10 star it give teleport power instant SUCCESS made my Steven dad he the face of Jesus now I have 100 i q and 81 Robux gift card a second.

I love Beijing corn

by Α January 25, 2022

beined

To be bound as a listner in a long one way conversation.

I'm sorry I was late, I got beined.

by Madam121 February 19, 2010

Beige Pillars of Freedom

The gate-like thing at the intersection of 19th Ave. and Martin Luther King Jr. Drive in San Francisco that symbolizes the end of the brutal slow traffic when going north on state highway 1 (like when youre supposed to drive to Marin county)

Getting from I-280 to Golden Gate park took forever, until I made it to the Beige Pillars of Freedom.

by M@77 J@M35 January 3, 2012

Bejeezus

A term that denotes having the shit scared out of you. All of it. All the shit.

Having a bear in my bed scared the bejeezus out of me! NOOOOOPE. Just Chuck Testa ;)

by Chuck Testa 69 October 23, 2011

Bejerk

Grabbing under someone's chin then pulling the skin down to the ground, while yelling "bejerk!". This move is almost physically impossible to defend when not ready. People do not know how to respond to this attack. When using your pointer finer & thumb is called the claw/pincher, two fingers & thumb is the threesome bejerk; three fingers & thumb is called the sausage bejerk; and finally using all your four fingers & thumb is the meat bejerk(used for heavier set people with some rolls to place the meat bejerk in).

hey nathan did you hear about the (grab under their neck) "bejerk?!" (then you run away as they try to process what just happened).

by KZilla53 July 9, 2010

Beijing Blindfold

A common term for dental-floss.

Bro, why is Woo-Han squinting so hard?

I don't know man, someone must've put the ol' Beijing Blindfold on em'.

by Joeseph Wildwood October 20, 2023