Befundled

The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males

Wow! My teacher was befundled by my absence!

by PutterBeanut April 27, 2022

befuggled

BeDazzeled confusion. A massive amount of confusion upon one's brain.

After my bf told me that he wanted a relationship and then changed it to a "non-relationship" type of relationship; I found myself completely befuggled!

by Nicola de Campville October 21, 2010

befumbled

(v.) The shit you is when somebody farts on your head .

My brother farted on my head and I was so befumbled I couldn't react !

by gonebad January 1, 2012

bewiddled

To have urinated upon oneself

"I see thou hast bewiddled thyself"

by TheSlaom November 6, 2022

Facebook Befuddlement

The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.

This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook

If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.

John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."

Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"

John: tl;dl

John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*

by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010

befumbled

confused, usually sexually

mark was befumbled when Lorain pulled a dick out of her pants

by penguinburke August 17, 2011

befungled

To be sodomized in sleep by leprechauns

"Man I could almost swear I was befungled last night."
"I woke up to the smiling faces of leprechauns who must have befungled me last night."
"I snuck into my sisters room and watched her get befungled."

by Jacob Ahlfield May 1, 2006