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beemer dick

An old rich stuck up dumbass old man that drives a bunch of beemers.
Dude that beemer dick was trying to hit on my girl.
by Poweroffire July 5, 2022
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The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!
by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019
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Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a beemer

Famous catchphrase from the 2006 film Cars. This sentence is pronounced by the main character of the film Lightning McQueen many times during the film, to kinda hype himself up.
*mcqueen does an epic drift on the dirty section of the track*
Hudson Hornet: Float like a Cadillac
Lighning McQueen: Sting like a beemer!
(float like a cadillac, sting like a beemer)
by wetpenis90210 May 9, 2021
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Birdshit Beemer

When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.
See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!
by HighMaintenance68 May 22, 2016
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cock'n'beemer

n. A young man in a particular brand of German-made automobile, compensating for his lack of phallic fortitude by driving like a dick.
"That cock'n'beemer nearly ran me off the road!"
by wheelhouse September 21, 2014
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redneck beemer

A low-end, or old ragged-out BMW automobile. These are usually purchased by stupid people who think anything above a ford focus is a luxury car. Compare with baby benz
Did you see that dumbass in the redneck beemer? Was that a trailer hitch on the back?
by reppintha423 April 29, 2012
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Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a Beemer

Referring to the quote from the movie "Cars," it is believed to be coined off of Muhammad Ali's "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

But in the movie it seems to be a variation of Ali's quote but in "racing terms," since both Cadillac and Beemer (BMW) are both real life car manufacturers.
"Float like a Cadillac, sting like a beemer."
- Doc Hudson and Lightning Mcqueen

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee"
- Muhammad Ali

"He's driving so smooth and fast, it's like he's floating like a Cadillac and stinging like a Beemer"
by dabickler December 23, 2024
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