Birdshit Beemer

When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.

See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!

by HighMaintenance68 May 22, 2016

cock'n'beemer

n. A young man in a particular brand of German-made automobile, compensating for his lack of phallic fortitude by driving like a dick.

"That cock'n'beemer nearly ran me off the road!"

by wheelhouse September 21, 2014

Bremen Indiana

a small town with a bunch of hick motherfuckers that will bust your skull if you talk shit. they throw crazy ass parties that make all the bitches cum and all they smoke is fire weed and Marlboro Cigarettes. its also known as b-town, and it has a place called the lake of the woods where the party never stops.

you wanna know how to party? bring ur ass to bremen Indiana

by ITS EDDY! December 17, 2010

beemer

A BMW car

he's got a beemer

by paul-k January 22, 2004

Beemner

A corn lookin motherfucker. Typically calling someone extra or looking for a drama.

"Oh did you see that beemner over there?"

"Ye, he fine as fuck."

by Queenie13 September 9, 2016

redneck beemer

A low-end, or old ragged-out BMW automobile. These are usually purchased by stupid people who think anything above a ford focus is a luxury car. Compare with baby benz

Did you see that dumbass in the redneck beemer? Was that a trailer hitch on the back?

by reppintha423 April 29, 2012

beemer

A Beemer is a BMW vehicle. One of the major luxury automobile manufacturers, BMW is the parent company of the Mini and Rolls Royce brands.

Examples of Beemers.

BMW cars and average income per year of vehicle owner and price of car.

BMW 8-Series- Yearly Income: $196,000 Vehicle Price: 85,200

BMW 7-Series- Yearly Income $175,000 Vehicle Price: 75,975

BMW 5-Series Yearly Income $120,000 Vehicle Price: 45,425

by Kleg March 20, 2008