Phantom Beard Syndrome

Similar to phantom limb syndrome, Phantom Beard Syndrome (PBS) occurs when a man has had facial hair for an extended period of time and then for whatever reason decides to shave it. He is likely to still think the facial hair is there, feel it, or even attempt to stroke it even though it is gone.

I shaved off my goatee before joining the army 4 years ago and I can still feel it today. I thing I have Phantom Beard Syndrome.

by Renegade1835 August 29, 2010

pookie wookie elfie bear

An endearing term to give to your lover.

I love my pookie wookie elfie bear more than anything!

by ilovechucknorris February 28, 2011

rainbow bondage bear

A stuffed representation of the relationship of Larry Stylinson from One Direction

The rainbow bondage bear represents Larry Stylinson

by Shadow Thing July 20, 2018

Just grow a beard

This is a comical way of telling someone that they are unattractive and need maximum facial coverage.

Man, just grow a beard!

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

sloppy bear

a gay man who has a muffin top and is very hairy (Bob's Burger reference)

I have a friend that will like you he's in to sloppy bears (Bob's Burgers)

by mustbedamoney January 26, 2014

Bear Hug

A tight, strong, loving, breath taking embrace, that makes one feel safe

It's cuddly, you can't breath, and it's awesome

Daaaaang, that girl gives the best bear hugs ever.

by BearHugMaster June 4, 2017

bear down for midterms

A phrase used during midterms to indicate the need to really "bear down."

It's midterms time, people have to "bear down," study hard, and get to work. It's "bear down for midterms."

by Professor Professorstein December 17, 2020