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bamstick

It is a Scottish word exactly similar to nutjob or bampot - person displaying wild and violent behaviour which is often irrational and beyond what the situation should call for.

The word bamstick is now archaic and is rarely heard these days, perhaps still used by some old pensioners. It is often now shortened to "bam".

It came from a time when working class people in the housing schemes mostly in Glasgow in Scotland would attempt at all times to be perceived as being "hard" - a bit like the latin machismo.

The ultimate state to be reached in hardness was to be completely mental - you would be more violent and irrational than everyone else - people would then say "he's a complete bamstick".

The bamstick himself would often exclaim such things as "I'm pure mental", "I'm mad mental wullie frae the winey" (winey being wine alley in Govan).

Most of the similar terms as shown above for a bamstick were never used in this way- especially not "asshole" which is american for arsehole". One would never call a bamstick an arsehole or any similar words unless well out of earshot.
there's a pure bamstick in the street doon there challenging every body with a sythe
by pickledresponsibility November 3, 2015
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beanstock

Noun: Throw up.

Verb: The act of throwing up on another person.
"Did you hear, Ar beanstocked on Josh?"

"Yeah! He threw up all over his head!"
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bamstick

Chiefly Scottish slang for a mad person, lunatic, or someone who displays such tendencies, often verging on being dangerous to the general public.
That Charlie Sheen is a complete bamstick.
by macstu23 March 29, 2011
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bamstick

An unsavoury person

An asshole
Shut it ya mad bamstick!
by madtamski September 7, 2004
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beatsteaks

the beatsteaks are a very good punk/rock band from germany.
they're in the business since 11 years and they still rock!
at a concert you'll always see someone of the band on a surfboard, surfin on the crowd and in almost every show they pick a fan who plays an instrument and let him/her play with them for a song.

members:
vocals, guitar - Arnim Teutoburg-Weiß
guitar - Bernd Kurtzke
guitar - Peter Baumann
bass guitar - Torsten Scholz
drums - Thomas Götz
Bam Margera likes to listen to CKY, Turbonegro, Beatsteaks, ...

famos songs (in germany) :
"i don't care as long as you sing"
"hand in hand"
"me against the world"
"let me in"
"you walk"
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Meatstick Marinade

When a Male is done having sex with a Female partner, he avoids washing his dick for a long period of time. During which time he masturbates, marinating his cock with the juices from the vagina.
This chick I fucked last week was so hot, I marinaded my meatstick so I would not lose her sent.

Mike made a Meatstick Marinade after fucking a hot chick. He knew it would be some time before he would get laid again.
by Marinade Man March 1, 2010
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bearstack

Obviously, its a stack of fucking bears, dumbass.
Oh look, a bearstack.
by SpeedyKitten June 19, 2015
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