bears

another term for a fart without saying some other crass name for fart.

originated during camping. ex: "Did you hear that bear growl"--translation, "I just farted."

person 1 in crowded room: "OK, who had bears! It is stinky up in here."

person 2: "hehe."

by jontan27 August 23, 2007

Bears

“It’s over” “it’s game” “it’s late” to describe a situation where something could possibly go wrong and or has gone wrong.

Past tense beared

bro it’s bears she found out I cheated

I didn’t study for my test it’s bears I’m gonna fail

Bro last night I neared and cheated

by Santana yessir February 3, 2021

bears

slang word for glasgow rangers fans

dontgo into that bar its full of bears dingwalling

by FR October 12, 2003

Bears

a very, very, very dangerous animal

I want the bears to be my pet.

by Harry Skywalker May 29, 2016

Bears

this means that it is late

I got expelled bro its bears

by john😑😧123 November 19, 2018

Bears day

Two young men drinking 40's in a hidden place performing sexual favors on each other.

Hey man, wanna grab some brew and go to the creek? You know and have a "bears day"?

by Blind Tony April 29, 2011

Bears, Beets, Battlestar

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019