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Bearded Barley

Barley is a wheat-like plant which is very common for its uses as a cereal. There is a Pearled Barley too, which is another variation of the same plant or the refined barley. "Bearded barley" may be just a mistake in the transcription of the lyrics in the song "Kiss me" by Sixpence none the richer from Pearled to Bearded barley, yet if it is indeed Bearded Barley it refers to a wheat-like plant which has overgrown and its ready for harvest, allowing a couple to take some comfort behind the bush.
-They went to kiss behind the bearded barley in the garden of the old manor.
-My barley is bearded! i should harvest soon
by anice_dude July 26, 2019
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Michelle Beadle

Very attractive woman who currently hosts Sports Nation on ESPN.
That girl is almost as hot as Michelle Beadle!
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Man Beagle

An international man off mystery with a face closely resembling the face of a beagle. Usually confused for "Droopy the dog". Man Beagles have been used in the past by the french government for espionage with little to no effect. This is due to the extremely low value of information attained while in use. Usually controlled by a handler called "Ma Beagle".
That damn Man Beagle just activated the beagle beacon!
by FrenchArmy February 27, 2011
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Beagle

A mans best friend, best rabbit hunter, and biggest mouth on the planet. Best dog!
That beagle there ain’t nothing but a jump dog; couldn’t move a track to save his life.
by Dog Hunter9988 June 12, 2019
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Beadle's fist

Euphemism for a scrotum, named after unfunny UK television host Jeremy Beadle's small and deformed right hand.
My Beadle's fist is stuck to my leg!
by Edgio September 17, 2004
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barley pop

another name for my good friend "beer"
I'm quite parched and could use another barley pop.
by Steve January 3, 2004
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Barlow's Law

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.
Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."
by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019
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