A total vagina that gets credit for work that he doesn't do. He is the host of Man vs. Wild. Bear walks around places trying to teach people how to survive. He often times goes and sleeps at hotels instead of the harsh environment that he is in. He was caught when a fake bear was used on his show, along with some other fake animals. Bear gets way too much credit. He has professional survivalists helping him along the way, and most of the stunts he does are staged. Many stupid people believe he is the best because they do not realize how much of a fake he really is.
"Dude, I wanna camp, but I don't want to sleep outside."
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"
by BranchPillar March 4, 2009
Get the Bear Gryllsmug. After licking my ass for half-an-hour, the last thing I wanted was a kiss, so she gave me a Bear Grylls.
by TheSoloCricket May 16, 2016
Get the Bear Gryllsmug. A sex move where a man takes his partner from behind and as he is about to come, pulls out, pushes his feet forward and flips his body back, catching his own cum in his mouth while shouting, "PROTEIN!"
by Thatgingerfuck June 7, 2016
Get the The Bear Gryllsmug. One Badass Irishman (he is not british) and is the host of Man Vs. Wild. He eats zebra carcass's and sheep eyeballs not because he is hungry but because he can. Bear Grylls is the reincarnation of our lord and savior. Les Stroud should be ashamed to even attempt to compete with this god of a man.
by Hefftious Maximus January 6, 2010
Get the Bear Gryllsmug. An adjective describing some questionable box munching. Usually referring to to some trick ass hoe you met at the club drunk that you tried to hook up with but could only make it to the pink taco stand. The name originates from the show Man vs. Wild where Bear Grylls is seen on the show eating some pretty gross shit.
After leaving Players with a nasty bitch Mike went to her house and straight Bear Grylls'd her shit.
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Jeremy ate out a grimy bitch he met at the bar. Bear Gryll's wouldn't even eat that shit.
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Jeremy ate out a grimy bitch he met at the bar. Bear Gryll's wouldn't even eat that shit.
by Bsmitty003 January 8, 2009
Get the Bear Gryllsmug. by ThePianoMan September 4, 2013
Get the Bear Grylls margaritamug. by FreedomFighterMN July 31, 2010
Get the Bear Grylls Stylemug.