A Beano is a person who does not have a solidified friend group and attempts to uncomfortably join another friend group; even though they are clearly not wanted. A Beano is also a person who doesn't understand social cues.
by Archie Colombus September 28, 2017
Was created after the mad titan Thanos ate a special bean. After eating that bean he transformed into the ultimate Beanos.
Thanos: I am...... inevitable
Tony: And I.......am..........Iron Man
Thanos: *eats special bean*
Tony: Oh no..... it's the ultimate BEANOS
*Beanos theme song plays while the whole universe shreds into one atom*
Tony: And I.......am..........Iron Man
Thanos: *eats special bean*
Tony: Oh no..... it's the ultimate BEANOS
*Beanos theme song plays while the whole universe shreds into one atom*
by Markelle Fultz December 18, 2019
A cool caca ball he always plays fortnite on a daily listening to bass booted music such as Gucci gang by lil pump says “Hey —— wanna play fortnite?!?”
by SkskskskFactssss June 30, 2019
by TheRussianCapitolist_678 August 26, 2019
Beanos is a purple bean version of Thanos which gained popularity in shitposts on Instagram in July 2019. The name is a portmanteau of words the "Thanos" and "bean," and is a reference to the Marvel Comics villain Thanos. In edits, Beanos unexpected appearance, accompanied by the ear rape version of Spongebob Chase Freestyle, is used as a punchline.
by CommonAmmo August 24, 2019
by AJRC July 22, 2019