beanie

Crazy psycho

That boy is a beanie

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

beanie

Shorter version of beaner

Hey you beanie, go back to Beantown!

by DizzyLizzy March 22, 2007

beanie

A sweet/cute animal, i.e. a kitten or a puppy

Look at that kitten, it is so beanie

by Baby Gring May 28, 2006

beanie

1. A stinky bean-like weasel who sucks.

2. A traitor.

3. An emo person.

Can be shortened to "bean".

"Gosh, don't be such a beanie,"

"OH MY GOSH, DON'T GO BEANIE ON ME,"

"Go paint a picture, Beanie."

by Ewbeansplz March 12, 2005

beanis

A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.

The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.

"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."

by Grumpycat96 June 12, 2018

Beanis

The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).

"Wassup guys, my beanis is 8 inches long!"
"Well, guess what! My beanis is 10 inches long."

by nikesbskater1997 November 21, 2011

Beanied

A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.

Ryan was Totally beanied last night. I cant wait to go out and get beanied.

by Lynchy1993 June 1, 2011