a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.

An iconic quote my the man, the myth, the one and only Harry Styles when he got asked to tell us an unpopular opinion in which he answers that he prefers...

"a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼."

1: what beans do you like bro?

- i prefer a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.

- oh, i like Heinz...

by oat milk May 13, 2020

jerry beans

an overwhelmingly powerful midget or short person

"Tell your husband to get out of the house! You're dealing with the jerry beans girl!"

by jerrybeans man September 10, 2009

Michael Beakley

A crazed lunatic who is high on jelly beans and corn syrup.

Poor Michael Beakley eatin all those jelly beans

by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

alrighty beans

A portmanteau of "alright" and "cool beans". "Cool beans" was a popular slang term in the 1970s used to express something pleasant occuring. The phrase "alrighty beans" means "ok" or "alright".

John: Alrighty beans! Let's go see some whales!
Jane: I'm whaley excited!

by Treelore Jones February 3, 2022

Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.

by Cpumaster February 12, 2015

Dog Beans

A phrase used to define something (or someone) that is simultaneously demonstrating both dog trash and garbanzo beans behavior. Used primarily in a lighthearted manner to convey a disliking

"Hey, James. That video you showed me was not funny! It was total Dog Beans!"

by TheDrewBlue July 8, 2020

beak out

pulling out ones penis/boobs in a public place

Little Timmy went to beak out and later that day got a handy from a young blonde.

by jewfro44 September 2, 2014