ideal-ballistic

A quick to respond phrase that is seldom used when in total agreement with your work colleague.

(Circa: 2000)

Jigsy: “We’re gonna have some drinks after work, that sound good to you dude?”

Lito: ”Ideal-ballistic!”

by Carlito Pinkariya December 9, 2008

Ballistic wank

When you wank so hard, your cum makes a hole in the roof.

I took a ballistic wank this morning.

by Misterymissile August 31, 2020

ballistic

mad really mad whitty is mad his ballistic

lo fight whitty: leave me alone
overhead Whitty: BRO GO AWAY DUDE
ballistic whitty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by ballastic March 6, 2021

Badistical

Freak Nasty or Disgusting

Last night was straight badistical at the club

by Brutus April 18, 2004

ballistic

(verb-to go ballistic, mostly a British term): to go berserk on someone/something.

mother: sons, I am gone to my hairdresser appointment, i don't want you to go ballistic on each other, I know you like to fight f-sag but please watch TV comme du monde.

older son: yes mom!.

by Sexydimma July 23, 2014

Ballistics

Slang for large breasts

From the game RE4:
Luis, "I see the president has equipped his daughter with... Ballistics"

Or

"Yo, dude... Look at the ballistics on that chick..."

by Vemiermark4 August 27, 2006

ballistic masturbation

A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.

He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.

by Silence March 28, 2003