Battlecock

N. A status given only to individuals that deserve it. It means this particular individual is never afraid to whip out his schlong and swing it around like a light saber while fighting in combat, hence Battling Cocks.
Adj. A day that is stressful and tiring like reenacting sword fighting scenes from Troy or KillBill with your Johnson.

Person 1: Hey, how was your school year?

Person 2: Like a Battlecock! Except everyday!

by Mr. SaggyScrotum July 2, 2011

Bottlenecking

Removing the cap of a beer bottle in one's anus while using said beer bottle for anal stimulation.

I was bottlenecking the shit out of her, but afterwards the beer tasted terrible.

by The Real Big Cheif June 13, 2011

A bottlenecker

While smoking Marijuana communally among a group, a bottlenecker is an individual, when passed, keeps smoking the joint/spliff much longer than they should resulting in others frequently reminding them to pass the joint/spliff to the next recipient.

The individual effectively creates a bottle neck in the flow of weed being consumed within the group.

Dude you've become a bottlenecker these days - you never pass the spliff!

by howiquitweed November 2, 2011

BATTLENESS

level of battle power

I had to know what his battleness was in order to set him in the game

by Annimal666 January 3, 2023

battlefucked

Trashed. Typically involving the aftermath of a party. Requires cleaning and deoderizing of the environment (house, car, boats).
Generally smells of beer, liquor and cigarette smoke.

Someone spilled beer in my car last night and now it is battlefucked.

After that party, my house is battlefucked.

by Christina Crosby October 8, 2007

redneck bottleneck

A specific point on hwy 10 in Coon Rapids, Minnesota where there is frequent traffic congestion.

I'm going to be late, I'm stuck in the redneck bottleneck.

by MyFactsAreAccurate August 15, 2019

battleyack

Russian sex move - to battleyack that dirty bit.

Oh I'm tottally gona battle that chick!
Dude last night I met this chick at the club, didn't even get to the parkinglot.... She totally started battleyackin me!
Don cherry was the outcome of one crazy ass battleyackin!

by abe reimer January 16, 2011