BattleBlock Theater

So your best friend's a vegetable now
Blah, blah, blah
But you know what they say:
When life gives you potatoes, you make potato salad
And I've got just the recipe—
Hit it!

Verse
Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants
Pull up your socks and dance! (Wooh!)
Buck-buck, BAWK-BAWK, buckle your pants
Bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants-
Hey! I said dance! (Yahoo!)
Buck-buck, BAWK-BAWK, buckle your pants
Bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka buckle your pants!
(Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, baw! Woo!)
Ladies! (Yeah?) Buckle your pants!
Gentlemen! (What? Yeah?) Buckle your pants!
Boys and girls of all ages! (Yeah-hee!)
Buckle your pants or they might fall down! (Hr-brr-brr-brr-brr!)
Hey you! Buckle your pants! (Buckle your pants!)
Yes you! Buckle your pants! (Brrucka-rucka-rucka-rucka)
Everybody! Buckle your pants!
But if you don't want to (NO!)
That's fine (WRONG!)
Refrain
Buckle your pants! Buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants or your pants will fall to the ground!
Buckle your pants! (Hey-yeah-ay)
Just buckle them babies nice and tight please

Outro
Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants!
A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants
Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants!
A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants (Myahh)
Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants!
A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants
BUCKLE YOUR PANTS, BUCKLE YOUR PANTS
BUCK-BUCK-BUCK-BUCK BLRLLRLRRLRLRLR (MYA!)

Battleblock Theater: a fight of parkour on a theater

by FazeDoger_ January 2, 2022

Battlebots

The awesomest show ever with fighting robots

Dude, check out my extremely destrutive battlebot!!!!

by Battlebotkid December 5, 2003

Battletoad

A large overweight & particularly unattractive female.

‘Victoria is such a battletoad’ said Lauren

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

Battlecock

Rooster from a gladiator background. Battlecock=Gamecock=Fighting rooster. A bird that has intense aggression, not trained to kill, just born in. All roosters will fight, BUT a Battle/Gamecock won't stop till his enemy has fallen and more often than not he will still pumble the already expired cock till he himself dies from exhaustion. Owners of Battle/Gamecocks typically take insanely great care of them "Mega huge pins, best food $ can buy, fresh water 3 times daily." Normally will end up fighting no more than 3 times and after that assuming he lives he will live his live in a monster pin with plenty of tail to pound, unlike egg hens which live in disgusting, disease-ridden warehouses in 4x4 battery pens with 15 other hens which ends up being incredibly cramped to the point of suffocation by trampling. If one was lucky enough to live to the age of 2 "if you call living in what makes Alcatraz look like paradise, lucky" you are then pulled by extreme force from your cage often getting wings/legs broken during this process and shipped to the slaughter house and so called humanely killed but in fact are just slammed into the ground until death comes.

'dude1' hey dude!, how have you been? 'dude2" ive been good but ive recently gotin into Battlecocks. 'dude1' you mean fighting roosters? dude your a cruel basterd! 'dude2' atleast they get ther shot at life. how many farm animals get to live til the actually die? most are killed in there pime for meat you jackass!

by The Legendary Battlecock November 23, 2011

Neopets Battledome Chat

A board packed with 11-14 year olds who consider themselves '1337' and everyone else a 'n00b'. If you post asking for some aid on this board, and you're not well-known.. forget it.
Egos are king on this chat board, though some (very few) people are kind and will help you out.

"I pwned j00 because j00 are a n00b"
"I am 1337"

by P December 21, 2004

Battleforge's Discord

The Shittiest Discord ever known to man

Damm Battleforge's Discord is so shit

by Gok The Sock August 28, 2017

Battletoads

A game soon to be released for the Wii.

Also known as "Fightingfrogs" and "Reptilewars".

The remakes are based off the 1991 game for the NES.

Supposedly Battletoads cost 9000 dollars at Gamestop,

however the rare Mudkip edition is said to cost 'OVER 9000'.

If money is no option and you wanna play the entire series..

there's also the Pedobear edition featuring a cute n' cuddly bear who loves children.

You can make Pedobear do barrel rolls, dance, and other fun stuff in the back of his van.
RESERVE YOUR COPY OF BATTLETOADS TODAY!

prank caller: I'm looking for a game.. do u have Battletoads?
gamestop: ahaha.. fuck you.

by lolicakes December 15, 2010