scranning batty 

when ya hungry for some fine looking rear

Bill: "How did it go with that chick last night?"
Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"

scranning batty by StraightestofGs May 28, 2020

Scatty Batty 

The sexual act of shitting on anothers ass(batty)and smearing it all over or to use your own faecaes and do the same. usually during scat sex or solo masturbation.

You had a really scatty batty last night after i shat on you and then proceeded to bum fuck you.

Scatty Batty by Andy McColl May 25, 2008

Sea bats 

A fictional creature that lives aboard naval vessels and whom you send those who are new to the boat to go and stand watch for at 3am.

Airman Wiles was given a bogus watch looking for sea bats when he could have been sleeping as sort of a hazing.

Sea bats by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

shitting bats 

When something is so extremely shocking it seems as if bats would come flying out your ass.

"holy fuck i'm shitting bats right now"

C: "dude, my mom found out about me smoking weed."
J: "was she shitting bats?!"

shitting bats by jayykkim December 16, 2008

batty boy (arse bandit, scrotum suka) 

a man who takes it up the ring piece and
gets spunked all over his face

you going to suk cock, like batty boy

batty boy (arse bandit, scrotum suka) by geordie October 24, 2003

Scratching the bats den 

To finger the g spot of a women’s vagina in a “come here” motion until she cums.

“I was scratching the bats den, she came so hard.”

Scratching the bats den by Mans slut September 16, 2018

soggy bats 

When someone's has soft punches

"You have soggy bats"

soggy bats by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017