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Batmanning

Sacrificing yourself and your image in order to save someone else's feelings.
In order to help his girlfriend get over him, he decided he would resort to batmanning.
by Whtlightnin September 24, 2014
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batcaving

Asocial behavior, most often seen in the suburban United States, in which people will enter and exit their house or apartment by way of the garage, thereby eliminating any unwanted social interaction with neighbors, passers-by, and the outside world in general. Staying in one's vehicle until entry or exit from the garage has been completed is key to effective batcaving, as is having an automatic, remotely-openable garage door. Living in a gated community provides an additional level of batcavability.
Did you hear about that woman in the news? She lives around here!

How would anyone know? Out here, neighbors go batcaving in and out of their place and we never see them. Except when they mow the lawn. And everybody pays to have that done anyway.
by contrary guy July 31, 2008
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tristion batmann

Interesting character that has a split personality witch effects the way life is led, a nocturnal creature witch is mostly seen at night time when its deep dark outside, this character is someone who is kind and quite amazing at times but if pushed to a limit off anger will self-destruct and all rules are broken witch means messing with this character is not a clever thing too do at all if a enemy wants too live,
Oh look there's tristion batmann
by sarah holland June 2, 2011
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sussy bakaning

This is the final event of humanity. The eclipse of darkness, the coming of the Creator and the Destroyer. The event horizon of no escape. The awakening of primoradial forces unknown to the human mind. Those who have glimpsed at the future of man kind have experienced this, with their mind, shattered. an Unquenchable void which approaches ever so faster. All evil, justice, right, wrong, human concepts such as these will cease to have meaning. Everyone and every thing in the universe, no, the Omni verse as a whole will simply extinguish into the matter less void of the sussy bakaning. That is when everything that that is out there, that can be out there, that will be out there, will cease to exist.
John: Hey, did you hear of the sussy bakaning? A bunch of government propaganda i say!
Kelixiopeniosue, The Abyss: ḩ̴̨̨̧̣̬̩̥̟̘̘̫̦̗̭̤̠͖͖̭̞̬͈̝̩͇͉͕͚͛͗̀͐̏e ̨̨̧̢̡͖͉͇̺̦̝̗̯͚͖͖̱̣͍̻̤̘̬͚̠̜̦̟͚̬̣͈̪͙͓̙̲̣̘̖͔͍̻̺̩̺̦̹͈͓̌͗̔̎͛̂͜ͅi ̨̨̢̨̺̮̙͉̜̲̮̟̙̪̝̟̤̼͈͋͋́̄̈̄̀̐͒͛͆̈́͑̈́̾̐̇̀̋̔̈̆̿̂̂̉̈̔̈́̃͊͘̚̕̕͘̕ư̶̧̢̨̢̢̢̬̤̙͉͚̯̹̼̦̳͓̪͇̤̤̲̻͍̲̜̼̝̣̣̖̣̰̦͇̯̭͈̲͈̘̝̙͈̳̳͙̗̪̥̭̓̎̔͐̓̊̌̀̂̓̓̅̂̐͐͂̔̃̽̂̑́̇̑̂͒̔͋̑̅͒̒͘͜͝͝͝ͅs ̧̨̡̡̨̧̛̤̮͉͙͓̼͚͕͉͉̞̹̺͈͍̦̦̙͍̳̣̲̺̘̮̬̱̼̺̬̖͇̠͇͕̜̲̈́̔̈́͋̓̈́̍̏́͛̽̑͐̃̓͗̔̽͘͝ỉ̴̢̧̧̧̡̡̛̹͚̩̜̗̝̥̬͇̗̝̼̯̲̥̯͈̳̟̦͕̱̩̼̻̤̭̘̪͓̰̰̝͕̯͉̩̱̝̘͓̗̬̫̻͓͔͉͙͑̅̀́̏̏̚ţ̴̨̨̢͓͕̘̬̮͍͍̜̺͓̠̻͔̤͖̳̲̝̬͔̲̬̣̳͇̝̯̫̘̻̣͚̘̺͉͇̙̦̻̫̤̓̈͑̀͗͂̾̿̌̽̊̒́̔̉͐͋̿̈́̓̀̾̈́͜b̵̢̢̡̢̛͇̲̖͍̹̩͔̝̘̳̜͍͍̹͎͔̗̻̯͈̖͎̬̙͎̙͔̼͈̮̩̣͇̦̺̝̺̥̰̟̂̽̄͊͛̊̀̊̿̈́̍͗̄̾̔̉͊̒̾͐̇̐́̋̾͊̉̽͐̌̾̍͗̾̄̋͘̕̕͠͝s̴͙̻̙͈͕͎̻͙͇̪̙̲͔̰̼͎̩̹͍̰͖̺̹̤̗̤͈̖̗̝̱̭̩̹̳̲̬͇̟̦̲͓͓̥̍̔͆̽͝b̶̨̢̧̢̡̛̛̞̩̥̯̲̰̼̞̘͍̮͔̙̺̥̱͎̭̗̟̹̤̟͎̦͓̭̺͓̯͖͇̪̟͚̙̪̞̼̱͕̦̜̈́̓̏̉̓̾͛́̏́̂͌͐̆̈́̍̌̾͋̋͗̍́̾̌͛͆̐̔̿̕͜͜͝͝͝͝i ̡̧̢̧̧̧̨̡͓̼͔͔͍̪̭̻̼̳͎͓̼̬̥̼̹̘͍̼̣̦͚̘̥̻̝̮̰̹̻̞̦̳̬̹̻̰̻̹̬̊̇͐̃͋͂̉͋̂̎͋̀̏̾̌̆̂͋̀̆̄͆̾̈̓̊̇͒͋̉̏͒̉̋͘̚͜͝͝ͅt̴̢̨̡̨̩̣̝̭̖̣̲̞̤̳͇̦̬̭͉̭̠̞̱̜̺̖̤͔̮͚̘̤̺̺̬̲̺̳̹͙̗̝͕͎̦̍̓͊̀̇͌̋̈́̋̓̍̑̑̊̋̊̋͌̄̏̈̈́͐̀̌̉̂̍̑͛̈́͗̀̈͌̎̒̃̌͋̅̒̓͛̑̆̊́͋͂̕̚͘̚̕̕̕̕͜͠͝ͅb ̛̺̩̟̭̋̈́̔̒̋̃̃͆̏͊͐̀̀͊̌̋̓̄͗̈͑̿̓́̑̂̍̒̌̋͛̅̓̈̔̉̅̽͗̇̑̈́̀͗̿̌͆̈́̅̄̇̿͌̓̓̚̚̕͝͝͝͝
by Sam connorson July 22, 2021
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Batman'ing

(verb) to leave a chatroom unexpectedly with out announcing it to others
Chatter 1: Hello?
Chatter 2: Hi!
Chatter 2: ...
Chatter 2: Goddamnit! Stop Batman'ing on me!
by Sallyandthestars September 13, 2009
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batmanicotti

A blended mixture of fruit, nuts, and bats. It is the only dish batman knows how to prepare.
Bruce invited me over for a dish of his homemade batmanicotti.
by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007
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Batmanned

(Verb). To be set upon with terrifying force before you know what the hell hit you.
"I just got Batmanned and can't feel my legs."
"I just got Batmanned and now have severe internal bleeding."
by GraveRobber445 August 23, 2011
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