Friend Bater

When a guy/girl masturbates while thinking naughty thoughts about thier friend. These are usually pornographic, and very graphic.

Girl 1: God... your such a Friend Bater... I know your thinking of him while your touchin' yourself.
Girl 2: Oh really... how?
Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.

by Virgin Of Luck June 25, 2006

rookie bater

The first class of masturbation. First step rookie bater, next is Bater, followed by the most coveted of all titles. Masturbator!

Man, I've only beat it like 10 times, im still a rookie bater until ive slapped the salami 50 times, and then I still won't reach master until the unprecedented 10000 times.

by Grand Master Chomp da piece. November 2, 2007

Master Bater

Being the best at bating. An absolute master, to be exact. You must not act like a douche, you must just bate. And bate well. Very well. what is bating? if you do not know, you will not find out.

I am the master bater. bow down to me, or i will mumble mumble.

by white brown! May 4, 2010

Later baters

Saying bye to the masturbaters.

Well i gotta go, later baters.

by Later baters May 1, 2016

warcraft-bater

Someone who masterbates when they play World of Warcraft.

That Todd is such a Warcraft-Bater

by Ted Collins February 26, 2009

baters remorse

A form of regret that develops after completing the act of masturbation. The origins of the feeling may include religous guilt, personally unaligned gender roles, and or most frequently a desire to have opted for another mental subject, or subject object.

I wouldn't have baters remorse now if I had clicked on the hot local mom's tab instead of the hunky bears tab.

by Nom de fake September 12, 2014

race bater

A person whose porn searches all include a racial or ethnic term.

I think my husband is a race bater; "Asian" or "ebony" was in every single one of his searches on the computer in the basement he thinks I don't know about.

by Bill De Burgh January 12, 2018