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Bassoon

You are a bassoon.
by Bassoon123 January 2, 2023
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Bassoon

When you REALLY wanna say faggot but the filters banned slurs so you say the instrument almost universally is called "fagot" in every language but English.
"You goddamn bassoon. Suck a dick!"

"The fuck is a bassoon?"
by rezelfez November 25, 2024
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Bassoon

When you REALLY want to say faggot but slurs aren't allowed so you call someone the instrument universally translated as "fagot" to avoid getting into trouble.
"You're a goddamn bassoon! Go suck my dick!"

"The fuck is a bassoon?"
by rezelfez November 25, 2024
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bassoon

A very funny word in multiple languages...

F*gotto
Φ*γκότο
Guy 1: I'm a furry
Guy 2: Seal you bassoon
by anonym_1924940 November 23, 2025
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bassoon player

Gods blessed section of humankind graced with the knowledge of the bassoon. Tend to be clueless and nutty, but ingenious people. Fellow band kids will often warn others not to mention music around them, as they will either complain about their lack of solos, the fact that they are the backbone of the band, that the one time there's more than one bassoon part and they don't get first, and their plan to overthrow first chair and secretly find a way to have influence over all band directors and student leadership.
That bassoon player is enjoying his 2 measure solo WAY too much.

That first chair bassoon player is pretty weird and sometimes psychotic.
by Allie Mallie June 3, 2016
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bassoon player

One of the brave people who decided that playing an instrument,that looks like a tree trunk and sounds like a duck, would be a good idea.
However they also happen to be the funniest, and most crazy people you'll meet. Also they are pretty weird... Just saying.
Hey look over there at that bassoon player, why aren't they playing?

Oh, I see its because they are going around the room with their reeds quacking at people.
by Ba-soon-you-will-see September 5, 2016
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bassoon fingers

Long fingers, good for the long reach that is needed for playing a bassoon but clumsy when a shorter reach is needed.
With these long bassoon fingers of mine, it's easier for me to get on the Internet with a desktop computer than that eentsy-weentsy cell phone.
by pentozali July 24, 2011
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