Barnacles

The Spongebob Squarepants fanatic's way of say "shit", as in you messed up, or "damn it".

Patrick, "I lost the tickets Spongebob."

Spongebob, "Oh barnacles"

by PH34R3ST June 16, 2005

barnacle back

The state of a persons back; when they do not wash their back during a shower, the accumulation of dirt and dry skin which literally looks like barnacles.

"Look at that chick in the tube top,she has a barnacle back!"

by bopshug April 10, 2013

Barnabas Woon

Some may say call him banana Woon,
Some may call him baboon,
But he will always be our Barnabas Woon.

Mr Barnabas Woon is the best.

by Dr_Pakawat January 18, 2018

Barnacle Boy

The words you can say to mean "Fuck Boy" or "Fuck Boi" when you can't swear. In the television series, "SpongeBob SquarePants," the word 'baracle' is used as a curse word, giving it its place in the phrase "Barnacle Boy" as an alternative to "Fuck Boy/boi".

Me: Oh my god; I just spotted the fuckiest fuck boy.
Random Person: *gasp* Don't say that -- he's a Barnacle Boy!

by BootyHole December 26, 2014

banah

She is a very tall and beautiful girl. She is smart and very talented. She is an amazing friend to others although some people are secretly jealous of her. She only has one true best friend, but she has plenty of other friends too. She loves animals and is very kind.

She is tall as a Banah

by Swimswam January 2, 2017

Itchy Barnacles

Enflamed and enraged hemorrhoids that are itching worse than a case of chicken pox. Rendering the person in a miserable, squirming state longing for relief from a medicated pad or salve.

Carl's job as a trucker often rendered him on the long hauls with a case of itchy barnacles. He frequently had to make stops along the way for a little rectal ointment to smooth the fire.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

Barnshoot

(or banchoot). British military slang from the time British troops served in India. Corruption of "bahine ka chut" which means "sister's cunt" in Hindi. Abusive term for a person one does not like.

I'm not coming if you've invited that barnshoot!

by Dick Wright-Upham January 7, 2011