barler

A Barler is a white, cis man, often old or middle aged. This is an offensive slur against white men. The term derived from their overuse of the white man's favorite beverage, beer. Barley is in beer, therefore making old white men "barlers."

"Hurry Sally! Lock the car doors! A creepy Barler is coming!"

by maslol December 1, 2020

barev

Its Armenian for hello

Guy 1:Barev.
Guy 2: what?

by 5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 April 5, 2008

Barley Soup Abortion

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina

by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006

Barley Dip

When someone leaves their beer unattended, dip your ball sack in it, and have someone take pictures while your doing it. After they return and proceed to drink the beer, show them the picture of your coin purse balls deep in their frosty suds.

Flounder just went to the bathroom and left his beer on the table, lets Barley Dip him.

by Kegger88 August 19, 2009

Barleypop

Beer.
Made with barley + carbonated like sodapop = barleypop.

Hey man, wanna go grab a barleypop after work?

by MandaWooWoo July 12, 2011

Mob Barley

It's a noun that describes the state of existence where one's b’s, m’s, n’s, and d’s, among other letters, phonetically sound either the same or flip plopped in pairs because of a heavily congested nose.

Grandma: Cad you get be sub soup dear? I cad’t mreathe nrhough by dose ad all, I caught a cold add I cad’t boove.

Katherine: Hold on, did you say “can you get me some soup dear, I can’t breathe through my nose at all, I caught a cold and I can’t move?”.

Grandma: Brecisedly!

Katherine: Haha! Oh boy!…sounds like you got a bad case of the Mob Barley grandma! I’ll go get you your soup in a jiffy!

by platonymous May 23, 2014

Barlen

(adj.) (1) Of or related to the clan hailing from northern Texas.

(n.) (1) Any of the children of Douglas and Michelle Barlen. (slang adv.) (1) Trend setting or path clearing.

(syn.) bad ass, impressive, unmatched, indestructable, envied, loved, hated, never ignored

(adj.)(1) "Barlen boys grab your balls and lets go."

(noun)(1) "You know what we need? A Barlen."

(slang)(1) "We need to do this the Barlen way."...

by Instant Replay February 25, 2010