Barker College

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by Xavier Gyngell KNOX opopopo October 17, 2021

barker egg

An obscure slang name for dog shit, barker being the dog and egg being the turd.

Fuck it, I just trod in a barker egg!

by naughty_warwick November 1, 2013

barker beauty

A girl who, due to her uncanny resemblance to a canine, invokes barks from passerby's.

"Bark! Bark Bark!"
"that barker beauty was so knarly you could throw her a bone"

by ballsquares November 5, 2009

Barker Style

To be with a girl sufficiently younger so for you to be accused as a paedophile OR to be with a girl who has cheetah Attributes and is as tanked as Mt.Blanc while remaining remarkably stupid and resembling a troll

Matthew displayed sufficient Barker Style when he got with Isabelle Blanc

Matthew enacted Barker style when he macked his sister's year 5 friend

by Hugh Wilson June 29, 2003

barker burger

Dog Poo... noun.... the dog is delivering a barker burger. To remove said burger one must do Barker Burger Duty.

Son there is a barker burger on the back lawn, do your duty and pick it up.

by tj tara September 8, 2007

barker-brigade

Refers to the infuriating/humiliating "auditory chain-reaction" that often occurs with all da neighborhood dogs... you merely walk by one house with a dog tethered out front, and he starts barking at you, then the dogs next door --- even if they're locked inside the house --- hear him and start yappin', too, and then the hound at the property next to that one starts howling, and so on and so on and so on... pretty soon all da canines within a half-mile radius are barkin' fit to bust, when whatever the first dog was barking at isn't even anywhere near those other dogs' vicinity.

I try to scavenge for returnables only during the mid-to-late daylight hours, so that the resulting barker-brigade in the roadside homes will create a minimum of "the dogs woke me up!" aggravation.

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

Barker Chakra Precision

- the power to control the hardness of ones rock hard nigga cock

bruh this guy used the barker chakra precision method in a fight

by Iyahxsisive November 8, 2020