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retarded architecture

A piece of supposed "architecture" created by someone with such meager intelligence, that they would have to be retarded to create such a crappy work of dumbfuckness.

Also see Bastard Ass Hoe, and Loosetooth McGuillicutte
Friend1: Who the hell put all these random pieces of rotton wood here?

Friend2: Who cares, its just a bunch of retarded architecture anyway.
by The Actual Marshall September 18, 2008
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Architecture

A word used when referring to beautiful women. it is used to keep unknowing people from finding out exactly what you are referring to.
Dave: Hey bro check out that architecture
Garry: "looks at sexy women" Now that's some fine architecture
by EpicGoatChild December 5, 2011
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architecture

Architecture is man’s desire to eventually create a giant penis that will rival god. Hell, even Zeus was able to impregnate women when he was just a beam of sunlight. For Christ’s sake, how does he do that? Seriously, WTF?!?
The Empire State Building's architecture. What did YOU think it was?
by bigzeus69 March 10, 2009
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Architecture 3

A structure depending on associations made of a bird's nerves rather than the sequences of rooms; there is one smudged purple hallway that is also a throat. A vertical knowing of the dying fall; a way to conduct design by making mistakes. The only option is to go public in the grief of a story which is part of a structure that has no floorboards, only mutterings of cold fisted birds left over from last year's old words. Or: a way of listening to the ramblings of possible light, crossing your arms around your sequence of events. Or: but this is a rumour on the radio, also a nightmare about a cat who kept you company during a pregnancy.
"Hey, that was like SO Architecture 3!" "I know. You know?" "Yeah. Like two years ago at that party? That wasn't as Architecture 3 as this, tho." "Totally. I felt much more incoherent and subconsciously tired this time." "For sho. Remember that night we jumped off the bridge into the cold water?" "Yes and it tasted so good." "That reminds me of drinking Sprite in my uncle's truck in a clearcut." "Architecture 3!" "Yeah!"
by Rayhsu Alexleslie April 21, 2010
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Architecture Whore

One who is overly obsessed with buildings, structures, etc.
When I was in New York I was so much more of an architecture whore than back at home.
by Adultswhoact5 December 31, 2018
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architecture

An art form typically associated the structure of a building, HOWEVER people can interpret the term however they'd like as ART is a completely personal and unique expression or application of human creative skill and imagination.
"hey Miss Grant you should give me an A on my project on architecture because i interpreted it very creatively"
by lonesome ghost May 14, 2020
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origami architecture

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