baptize

To smack or "bap" someone upside the head or forehead. Can be used in reference to shows (etc.) that consist of someone believed to be a healer doing the work of God. These said "healers" will violently thrust their hand upon (bap) the person needing healed's head, forehead, or face. This is intended to cure said victim.

Seth: "Did you just see that dude baptize Eric?"

Sara: "He can walk again! Can that guy cure his new concussion?"

by Master Ali June 29, 2007

baptizee

to spread your baby yogurt all over a girl after performing a swish in basketball

damn, johnny got to baptizee like 3 girls last night after making that smexy 3 point shot

by armandonottouch January 15, 2011

Baptised

When a man is getting a blow job or hand job then cums on a partners hair.

My mate picked up the other night and was getting head then he baptised her.

by Boosty April 29, 2020

baptised toucan

burke being burke

my best friend is baptised toucan

by amieeandersennn May 17, 2021

Baptize

From Greek baptizien:
To affect thoroughly for purification, to renew or establish a relationship with God.

Implication:

Jesus was baptised on the cross at Calgary because He was thouroughly affected by 'the payment of the ransom held by Satan for humanities sin' and His love was purified (void of hate), and humanity could now renew or establish a relationship with Him; God; our Father; our Creator.

"And I myself did not know him, but the one who sent me to baptize with water told me, ‘The man on whom you see the Spirit come down and remain is the one who will baptize with the Holy Spirit.’"
John 1:33 NIV

by North Star State of Mind June 2, 2021

baptize

alternative to n*****-lipped the blunt

Damn son you baptized it

by crunk_bae24 November 22, 2021

baptize your passenger

When a girl rides on the passenger seat of a motorcycle with a short skirt and no panties, preferrably wet.

Do you want to baptize my passenger?

Can I baptize your passenger?

by speckokecko September 5, 2023