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haps baps

It means Happy birthday it’s just a shorter way of writing it which takes way less amount of energy
by Slangyyyyyyy May 22, 2018
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turkey baps

turkry baps: baps that look like turkeys
also known as a becky wells...
the turkey bap is a rare species currently found in new college mac room but will most probably migrate to next lesson in time
guy: hey did you see them turkey baps?
girl: yeah its becky :)

jordan is awesome
by jksmithmate April 19, 2010
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bapes

Pronounced (Bape-eez)
a condensed version of the name "Bathing Apes", a japanese name brand of clothing sold worldwide. Very popular in California.

"Bapes" if they're shoes, and "Bape" if its a jacket
I got me some Bapes at the mall yesterday.
That nigga's Bape jacket is fake.
by Jayrod84 August 26, 2006
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bapsterbating

Studying in bapst library way too long especially through dinner time and on the weekends so that you don't have to hang out with your roommates
Is Kev coming to dinner?

Nah, I think he's out bapsterbating or something
by shinskie January 20, 2011
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baponaut

creatures of the r/buildapc hivemind, that seek validation from "min-maxing" computer builds as much as possible.
generally found in #buildadvice-red, but sometimes wander into the other channels.
typically born between 2004 and 2010

usually have 0-1 builds to their name, but will not hesitate on "critiquing" others' when given the opportunity.
CAS latency is directly proportional to the baponaut's min-max-o-meter
this is about as useful to anyone as 18,500 baponauts are to this server
baponauts listen to advice challenge (impossible)
baponauts are allergic to anything thats not "best value possible"
birds and baponauts have the same capacity for abstract problem-solving
by monke8 November 20, 2022
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Chap Baps

Chap Baps is an alternative term for man boobs or moobs
Wow , look at that guys chap baps he would give Jordan a run for her money

That blokes chap baps are so big I would like to plant my old boy between them and slide in and out for a week.
by PipRule July 14, 2010
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Bapolic

Bapolics are found mainly in South Louisiana, where as they are known to say, "We have both religions here - Baptist and Catholic." Bapolics are mixed-religion families. A Bapolic may have Baptist parents but Catholic grandparents or great-grandparents. Or they could have one Baptist parent and one Catholic parent. They could be Catholic with a lot of Baptist cousins. These people are still family and do interact with each other.
My mother was Baptist but enough of a Bapolic that she could whip up a little chapel cap to wear to a wedding Mass out of a net onion bag and some artificial flowers. This was back when women had to wear hats inside Catholic churches pre-Vatican II.

In our Bapolic family, when the Catholics throw a party there is always beer. When the Baptists throw a party, the beer was iced down in an ancient Co-Cola ice chest in the bed of my uncle's pick-up truck. The truck was parked a half of a football field away from the other guests.

Etiquette: Bapolic families are considerate enough of each other's religions that if they have to attend each other's services, they would never attempt to take Communion. But the Baptists don't kneel during Mass, which causes problems sometimes especially at First Communions, weddings and funerals when there are a lot of people in the church. This is because the people behind them who are kneeling don't have any place to rest their elbows on the back of the pew while kneeling themselves and waiting for their turn to go up for Holy Communion. This causes a lot of discomfort on the old knees and difficulty in maintaining balance.

Nobody ever tells the Baptists that this is a problem or suggest they just sit a little forward on their seats. Bapolics are painfully polite most of the time, at least in front of people of the other religion. Otherwise they can tell jokes like my Baptist cousin who said, "You know what that ol'priest sounds like he's sayin'? 'I'mmmmm gonna walk my dog and you're gonna walk your dog tooooo-ooooo.'"

Baptists always cover their beer cans with coozies and everyone pretends they don't recognize the Budweiser logos sticking out of the top of the can. Catholics only have to cover their beer cans with coozies when they are drinking with the Baptists (out of respect) or when it's really hot outside, which it often is in South Louisiana.
by Marthakay November 5, 2008
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