Ukulele Smashing Bandito

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..

"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."

by aestherehxia July 18, 2019

tub girl bandet

Unkown person(s) who sets the computer's homepage at longmeadow high school to tubgirl.com

Then, innocent computer users sign on to use the internet, when a disgusting picture of an obsese woman eating her own shit comes up on the screen. The victims try to close the horrible site, but can't stop cringing in fear.

Joe: We gotta do some research. Get over here
Bob: Whoa man! Watch yourself, last block someone went on this same computer and tubgirl popped up


The tub girl bandet strikes again!

by Lemonparty March 11, 2004

bandetta

the plural of a bandit or a gang of two bandits

the cantaloupe bandetta have struck again! their throwing square orange cantaloupe off the balcony.

by the cantaloupe bandets March 29, 2010

Booty Bandito

1. used to describe a girl who lacks a sufficient booty

2. the imaginary man who "steals" the booty in the first place

Hey Jim, look at the flat ass on that one; looks like the Booty Bandito got her!

by DJ Carlos June 22, 2006

tub girl bandet

Two Juniors, C.M. and G.A. believed to be the Tub Girl Bandits.

C.M. and G.A. love tubgirl.com

by Milf December 6, 2004

ass bandito

one whom mentions butt sex way too often and/or loves to make references to the homosexual lifestyle

see Azlan

by the frito bandito April 4, 2004

Neato Bandito

A phrase that very few slightly old fashioned "nerdy" people use to simply say "Oh, neat!".

Or...
A phrase used by losers when something is unusually cool.

Emily: Hey Brian, do you want to ride to Burgerville later with me and meet some friends?
Brian: Sure, that sounds great!
Emily: Okay :)
Brian: Neato bandito! See you then.

by chicamisteriosa14 November 5, 2010