Kentucky ballistic

When your gun explodes and you put your thumb into the wound to stop the bleeding

Scott: Yesterday I had a Kentucky ballistic

by IdidNOTtellHERmatt August 7, 2021

intercontinental ballistic missile gambit

The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is a Chess gambit made by the Bosnian Ape Society. It is a variation of the tennison gambit. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is very effective, having a 99.9% win rate. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit starts with a standard opening, Kings pawn to E4. Afterwards, any move black makes is considered a mistake. After black makes the blunder move, u put your knight to F3. If black played the Scandinavian defense and is now threatening your knight, move the knight to F5 to threaten the Pawn. White expects for black to play Knight to F6. After that, we will offer a pawn by playing D3. Your pawn is expected to be captured because your low on material. After he captures, you capture his pawn back with the dark squared Bishop. After that, any move that black makes will not be too severe to you. So, after black plays his move you will be playing knight F7. This will force black into capturing the knight with a king. After that, play bishop g6 to check black. Now, if u haven’t notice the king is forced to capture the bishop. After that, u will notice that the enemy queen is unprotected which is now the time u strike. You will proceed to launch a RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black’s remaining pieces.

I like the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit.

by Anonymous_19 May 12, 2022

ballinteer

A person who projects an image of high net worth, but in reality makes little to no money.

A: "Marquis seems like he's making a lot of money these days!"

B: "Nah, not really. He sure acts rich, but really he's just another ballinteer."

by Rory P. Wavecrest November 18, 2009

Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm

I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

ballet

The highest sense of dancing. The highest sense of art in general. Movements made by beautiful dancers with elegance and poise.

"If ballet were any easier it would be called football." ~anonymous

by LiLChInEsEQt October 9, 2003

Sauget Ballet

A term used to describe any of your finer gentlemen's clubs found on the east side of St. Louis. These strip clubs can primarily be found in Sauget and Washington Park.

What are you doing tonight? I am going over to the East Side to the Sauget Ballet to see some titties.

by cbag December 24, 2007

Windsor Ballet

Thinly veiled euphemism for the many strip clubs and exotic dancers in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Occasionally shortened to ballet.

"Be sure to bring fistfuls of U.S. dollar bills. We're headed across the border to spend the evening at the Windsor Ballet."

by ChrisB-52 June 22, 2006