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BalkanMania

A gang of people with a Slavic descent (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Bulgaria), but Romania and Greece can also be included because of the shared culture.

Any Balkan person who is friends with another Balkan person creates their own BalkanMania to show the western people that we are in charge of the best and happiest population in the world, because capitalism is not the key of happiness. Rakija, Ćevape, the sound of accordion music and partying daily with joyful people actually are.
'Bro, I don't need such friends like yours. I have my own BalkanMania with whom I can eat and drink the whole night in the back seat of the yugo car with blasting old music from forty years ago.'

'BalkanMania? Sounds like a TV-show.'

'Yeah, there should be one for keeping up with the Balkans.'
by MemberOfABalkanMania January 27, 2021
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B.Ballard

The act of Facebook creeping to the extent that you friend request complete strangers.
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Balzare

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Balzare.
Ieri ho balzato.
Ma balza!
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Balkam

An amazing family. Everyone in the family is awesome and is very good looking. People want to be like them and people are very jealous of them. They are the ideal family.
Man he's such a Balkam, I wish I could be like him.
by Kyle Balkam May 21, 2011
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Bakaried

When you thought you had the girl but she leaves you to talk to your friend
Damn bro, I think I just got Bakaried
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Balkan

Anyone who is pissing you off and is from Bulgaria, Romania, Serbia, Macedonia, Greece and Turkey
*You get killed in Valorant*
You: YOU BLOODY BALKAN. YOUR SO BAD YOUR FROM BULGARIA
by NoBalkansPls January 22, 2022
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