Balsamo

A manly man with bicep filled eyes,can kill a keg of natty light using a sippy cup in under 5 seconds, master of love making to women this is the original 'Mr. steal your girl' , master of the wrench can fix airplanes while in flight only using a step stool. or more simply put Chuck Norris's role model

"that guy is so Balsamo he crashed a house party in a different time zone "

by theking8787 November 23, 2013

balamory

A Tv programme aimed at Children but has a larger fan base with students and parents.
Filmed on the Scottish Island of Tobermory it has wacky and colorful characters :-

Pc Plum - Raving Homosexual fancies Spencer but keeps his dark secret hidden by dating Miss Hoolie from time to time.
When his desires becomes too much he travels off the Island to meet young men he's met on the Balamory chat line.

Archie the Inventor - Once jailed for possessing kiddie porn, Archie now hides out on the Island making usless Inventions and spying on the local children.

Miss Hollie - Miss Hollie is the foxy cock tease, pretends to like men but refuses to go "all the way". She satisfies her sexual needs by having a lesbian fest with Josie Jump.

Josie Jump - Total Slut, Sleeps with anyone and everyone on the Island although a recent outbreak of Mull Crabs has put everyone watching out.

Eddie McCredie - Banned from driving after killing two old age pensioners whilst drunk in 1996. She forged a new drivers licence and now drives the local School bus, occasionally taking a detour via Archies house to earn a little extra money.

Spencer - After being released from jail for burglary, Spencer was determained to go straight but involves himself in petty crime such as shop lifting and stealing fish from local trawlers.

Suzie Sweet and Penny Pocket - Run the local shop although fail to make a profit and live off Suzies inheritance, Penny Pocket although in a wheelchair enjoys dogging every Friday night at the Balomory local park.

Watching Balamory makes me so Horny.

by Fun_B June 17, 2006

Balram

A guy who trolls a lot. Sometimes annoying, but funny.

Balram trolls everyone, after being satisfied moves on to another victim.

by Hello8333 December 12, 2012

Balamb Garden

A place in the world of Final Fantasy.

Squall leonhart is from Balamb Garden.

by Blipper August 23, 2003

Baldammered

To get drunk enough for everyone to just about realise

Vinny: Hey I had this well wierd dream last night that I could suck myself off and I was in Kyles car and he wouldnt let me.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

Balham

A posh place near Clapham and Tooting. Full of trendy expensive AF coffee shops and Waitrose-shopping white people. Usually people in their 20's live there or families. The kids there, are the complete opposite of chavs and their parents are pretty rich. If you walk into a state school there you could mistake it for a private school. People there are generally nice and not stuck up like most poshos.

"Did you see the new shops at Balham?"

"Bye (posh mums name) me and the kids are off to get some treats at the Waitrose in Balham"

by pbjsandwiches July 12, 2017

Ballam

Also known as The Focused Time, Ballam is the span of time from Krampus (December 5th) to Luna Flame (first full moon of July) when followers of the Korrui religion ages 13 to 21 (of any and all genders) cover their hair (usually with a Büf or a Hüddi) around members of the gender that they are attracted to.

Girl: why do you always wear that hat around me?
Straight guy: It's currently Ballam.

by Gay train December 14, 2020