bushes baked beans 

When you cum on a girl who has a bush

Man. Guess what i did last night?

What?
I bushes baked beans a girl

bushes baked beans by Andrewsium April 23, 2018

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods 

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods by ceanoay May 31, 2022

Bush’s Baked Beans 

When you fart and it rolls up slowly between your pussy lips and pops on the tip of your clit.

Tiffany let out a Bush’s Baked Beans, while watching an episode of Cops.

Bush’s Baked Beans by Stellar Catalyst December 8, 2023

im baked as beans 

Being so stoned that you have no other way to describe but baked as beans

"yo im so high like im baked as beans."

im baked as beans by I'm baked as beans September 12, 2014

baked all my beans 

When a person has baked all your beans, they have annoyed you to the point of no return. You're done with them.

My girlfriend baked all my beans last night, so I'm going to break up with her.

baked all my beans by beanbaker December 12, 2018

That’s how the beans are baked 

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

That’s how the beans are baked by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

baked bean teeth by 37 April 13, 2008