bagelly

When you are feeling in the mood for a bagel with a good helping of cream cheese.

"I'm feeling bagelly today."

by crystalizationn March 9, 2009

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barwell

Having sex with someone while still wearing a t-shirt.

I was so drunk last night I barwelled her, wont be wearing that shirt again.

by hatecraig September 3, 2013

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chloe barbell is a meme and a half always funny and has a fiery side and nerdy but in the cool way she is a total freak in a good way and you DONT want to cross her love animals but hates most human interaction!

Any:She’s insane

Alisha: no she’s a chloe barwell

by Clapping July 5, 2019

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Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.

Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell

by Flyless fly December 17, 2019

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bagelly

That which posesses similar or identical characteristics to that of a bagel.

I could really go for something bagelly.

by DulesIV March 28, 2010

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bagellingus

to use the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a bagel to orgasm through licking out cream cheese in the middle prior to actually eating the bagel itself.

Dude, WTF are you doing to that bagel?

Bagellingus, baby! There was too much cream cheese in the hole...

by Richard like a long.... January 15, 2011

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