shit bags

Large, saggy breasts, usually very droopy and unattractively adorned with stretch marks, veins, and large areolas.

Damn, look at the shit bags on that bitch!

by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

Shit bag

When you throw a bag of steaming hot shit at your fucking bitchy Karen neighbor

Karen-I'm calling the police
You-Fuck you Karen take this (throws shit bag at neighbor)
Karen-What the fuck did you throw dog shit at me you don't have a dog

You-That's not dog shit that's my shit you whore

by Y0ungDaggerDick September 11, 2020

shit bag

Doudexteroxicatosiswankerist

My friend Marvin is a Doudexteroxicatosiswankerist he wanks with both hands and feels like hes having a twosome .. He has bad breath too :)

by PiffChuck May 30, 2003

bag of shit tied in the middle

1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion.

2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.

1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle.

2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?

by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008

useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"

President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?

by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

shit bagged

shit in a bag and squash it in someones face

dude a just shit bagged tom hes gonna be pissed

by scamlamb January 3, 2011

drive-by shit bagging

An attempt to drive by someone's house, usually an ex-, and throw shit at their door. In other words, real mature behavior!

I can't believe we almost attempted the drive-by shit bagging last night!

by Anonymous Hellion May 26, 2004