baffed

to be without a fucking clue.

Man 1 - Where did that bloke go?
Man 2 - Dunno mate, i'm baffed!

by conjunction July 16, 2003

Boffsided

When one becomes screwed, owned, or put in their place. Also defined as being placed in an intensely negative situation. Used as a noun, verb, and adjective. Boffside, Boffisides, and Boffed are also other forms of the word.

I just got boffsided by that exam.

Chuck Norris will boffside you with his infamous roundhouse kick.

That quarterback got boffed by DL Red Bryant.

by Chuck Bauer September 2, 2006

Buffsuki

cupcake nigga

Buffsuki just raped my dad!

by Buffsuki December 27, 2017

Baffed

No clue what the fucks going on

baffled

Hey What's this box for

'I dunno mate I'm baffed '

by Articulatator(sex god) March 4, 2018

baffen

Baffen is the Dutch term for sucking/licking an anus.

Ik ga je lekker baffen vanavond: Translation; I'll go suck your anus tonight.

by Emiel June 25, 2007

Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

by dnptyf November 13, 2016

baffle

To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.

Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.

Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)

by WhtRhino January 19, 2009