baffed

to be without a fucking clue.

Man 1 - Where did that bloke go?
Man 2 - Dunno mate, i'm baffed!

by conjunction July 16, 2003

baflip

a word to say in place of other curse words.

Oh baflip sarah's eating cat food!

by mattypatty12 February 4, 2009

Bagflip

(trans. v.)

bāg'flip
Modern English

1. To eviscerate any soft, zippered carrying case (i.e a back pack or purse) of its contents, fold the bag in such a fashion that it its insides are rendered its outsides, place the contents back in the case, and conclusively zipper the bag shut.

2. (noun) The act or condition of bagflipping.

STEVE: Dude, what's wrong with Chris?

ANDY: He was over on the other side of the gym getting a drink, so we totally bagflipped his jansport, broksi!

STEVE: That's hilarious!... and don't say broksi. It's so overdone.

by Charles A. Bagflip March 29, 2010

Baffed

No clue what the fucks going on

baffled

Hey What's this box for

'I dunno mate I'm baffed '

by Articulatator(sex god) March 4, 2018

Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

by dnptyf November 13, 2016

baffen

Baffen is the Dutch term for sucking/licking an anus.

Ik ga je lekker baffen vanavond: Translation; I'll go suck your anus tonight.

by Emiel June 25, 2007

Barfleet

Barfleet is a national organization in the United States whose sole mission is to provide hospitality and throw parties at science fiction, gaming, and other genre-related conventions for adult convention attendees.

The Barfleet party at DragonCon was amazing!

by Tom Kozak September 1, 2007