bayless

A gaseous expulsion from one's anus. Usually of the particularly fragrant variety.

Did you smell that sick bayless? I shouldn't have had that grilled chicken breast!

by KK McNasty November 19, 2010

baseless attack

an argument that has nothing to support it. basically someone being a faggot for no reason

you're a faggot! that's not what your mom said to me last night. with the person being insulted being straight, this is a baseless attack

by the sharkkkkkkk April 16, 2014

bagless upright

A female that has had a hysterectomy.

You don't need a condom, that bitch is a bagless upright.

by TSIA June 16, 2006

bayless

To speak with authority about a subject of which you have no actual knowledge or expertise, similar to the way Skip Bayless of ESPN "analyzes" sports.

Initially, I thought the stockbroker's recommendation that I put all my money in Ponzify stock made sense. But, the more I read about the company and basic investment strategies, the more I realized his reasoning was bayless.

by anact0fg0d June 26, 2012

Skip Bayless

The only man on television with the brains to believe in the Detroit Lions int the 2007-2008 season.

Skip Bayless often argues with detroit news writer Rob Parker about the Lions. Parker and Free Press author Drew Sharp refuse to admit how awesome the Leos are.

by Rahonavis November 29, 2007

baeness

The amount of bae that one contains

Maisie has a large amount of baeness

by baeness July 10, 2014

balless

Rejecting innovative ideas that provide clear solutions to a multitude of problems because of imaginary complications.

When it comes to the legalization of marijuana the United States government remains completely balless.

by Member 248791 November 8, 2016