badger

(n) a penis that is equally as long as it is wide.

That East German gentleman's badger was as unpleasant as a sugar-free enema. -- Melissar Bautistar

by d-cup September 11, 2006

badger

A form of wagering or bargaining.

Let's not badger 'bout the prices unnecessarily.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2008

badger

to finger ones asshole mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

dude you badgerd me so deep i need a shit

by badger boy 5-0 May 26, 2007

badger

someone who rocks badges SOOOO HARD!!!

Man, you see that girl? She a straight up badger!

by pseudonymofme July 11, 2008

badger badger badger

A video about badgers, mushrooms and snakes of which several updated versions have been released such as the Christmas version, which has Badgers dressed as Santa, the mushrooms replaced by presents and the snake being replaced by a young Jesus Christ.

Repetitive genius.

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
www.weebls-stuff.com

by bluntpencil2001 April 26, 2005

badger badger badger

a video about ... a bunch of badgers

badger badger badger... mushroom mushroom

by Jigger February 26, 2005

badger badger badger

Ah snake, snake, a snake, ah its a snake...

Badger badger badger...

by squashi_mitsu March 17, 2005