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badge bunny 

Proper noun: A female that goes out only with cops and firemen.
badge bunny by Franko October 26, 2003

badge bunny 

1. A female, usually of the barely legal age range, who spends her time chasing police officers and offering them her 'services' in hopes of gaining status amoung her badge bunny friends.
see also holster sniffer, most commonly found at all night resturants and gas stations.
Do you know Leslie?
Oh, you mean the badge bunny? Yeah, I've heard that she's served more cops than Dunkin' Donuts.
badge bunny by nobunny October 18, 2008

Badge Chaser

A (usually) woman who is only attracted to cops.
Stella only dates cops, she's such a badge chaser.
Badge Chaser by Lucina November 10, 2006

Badge Cougar 

An older woman, 36+, who actively seeks relationships with cops; usually sexual. Badge cougars tend to be old shut ins who watch too much Law & Order. These are women who are not social enough to join a regular neighborhood watch yet daily become more obsessively mired in their hatred of kids making any sort of noise whatsoever anywhere near their dwellings. The also openly & loudly scorn the homeless & disenfranchised. In a vane attempt to attract younger officers they generally have all variety of toxins injected into their faces. Similar to a badge bunny only old. The primary goal of the badge cougar is to mate with as many cops as possible especially married cops.
"hey I heard you hooked up with that old Badge Cougar"
"yeah, she's 'mature' but she really knows how to polish a knight stick"
Badge Cougar by minatepes January 7, 2011

Badge nigger 

A cop, police officer, law enforcement agent etc., who abuses their position of authority, which by the way is all of them.

Consider this, it takes a special kind of asshole who wakes up one day and decides to “police” people. Just what is wrong with someone of this mentality? Did their mother not love them enough?
CHP pulled me over last Wednesday for a simple tail light being out and upon showing him all the correct papers, license, registration and insurance, pulls me out of the car and strip searches me in broad daylight, my balls dangling in the breeze, throwing all of my personal effects into the roadway, for no reason at all. Fucking badge nigger, some day he'll do this to the wrong person and get what he deserves.
Badge nigger by 1Icemonkey April 26, 2022

badge check 

An alert announced by a (usually) hi tech coworker in a full car or group prior to entering a restaurant or other public venue, to remove all company ID badges so as not to look the doofus.
"Here we are at Casa Bonita. Badge check!"
badge check by Grafikman October 1, 2007