Baden

Your typical know it all. He has all the facts, dates and definitions in his head and will without fail correct anyone who gets anything wrong. You don't want to mess up around a Baden, or he'll make you pay. They are also very neat and organized and it drives normal people nuts. He doesn't get jokes, nor can he tell them. He's always in his maps, notebooks and what-not and he'd rather spend a day holed up in his room than with other people. Baden's brains are wired differently than yours so expect a frustrating time trying to explain anything to him.

"We just a new employee."
"Oh yeah? What's his name?"
"Baden."
"Okay, I quit. There'll be no peace for any of us from this day forward."

by Captain Loloch February 01, 2022