bacgasm

the ultimate feeling when eating bacon

Dude: OMFG I just had a bacgasm wtf
Dude2: Has it been that long? ROTFL
Dude: yea way too long!

by Toxxic Twixx January 26, 2011

bazongas

large, well-shaped breasts in their covered state (ie: by a bra or t-shirt)

She has nice bazongas!

by Annonny Mouse February 5, 2010

Basoongasm

When the bassoon part in an orchestral piece is so bold and amazing it causes you to obtain extreme sexual pleasure.

Dude, Brandon played so well I had the best Basoongasm of my life.

by Doraj Kcilob October 2, 2013

bajongas

massive fat jugs, absolute GALLONS, huge bobbies, show me your bobs

"bro... did you SEE her BAJONGAS??"
"YEAH BRO THEY WERE HUGE"

by NOTdolliris May 10, 2023

Baconism

A religion preached by the wild kivis. A well known group is the wild kivis of Nebraska, who widely praise this religion. This is a religion, in which people ONLY eat Bacon. They're God is Lord Bacon (bacon be with him) and the traditional "Baconmas" Dinner is a chicken with a turtle, wrapped in Bacon, deep fried and smothered in cheese and chocolate.

They also have a pope, whois currently Adam Richman, the "Man vs Food" guy. Next in line for the pope is Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, and the prophet of 'Lord Bacon' is known as Ethan Kivlahan.

Did you see Ethan the other day, eating 30 tonnes of bacon?!
What, preaching his religion, Baconism?
Yea.
- Observers of the Baconist, Ethan Kivlahan.

by Biscuitnade January 10, 2014

Baconism

To over all and genuinly not give a shit even in the slightest about anything

Nick:Dude ur foots on fire
Guy with severe baconism:Oh well it will go out eventually

by Darkesy June 2, 2009

Bacongate

The incredibly idiotic and amazing event concerning the cooking of pork products in empty school dressing rooms. This act of civil disobedience resulted in harsh punishment when members of the bacon brigade were caught in the act by their supervisor. Members of such an act of defiance will forever be remembered as the ones who stood up in the face of athletics assemblies and said, "Bacon is King!"

Hey guys, did you hear about the bacongate scandal?
Yeah, it was ridiculous. Those kids are going to lead the country some day.

What should we do during this dumb ass-assembly?
I don't know, lets cook some bacon.

by Nixon of Pork March 11, 2011