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Backdoor Night

It doesn't happen often, but when backdoor night finally comes around, my wife starts drinking at dinner in preparation for the anal sex.
by Kosher Joe February 1, 2015
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backdoor matadore

(noun) one who has anal sex with the grandeur of that of a king, or to be more exact, an anal bullfigher.
Josh isn't no lightweight when it comes to anal sex-- hes a backdoor matadore!
by Wookiestick May 13, 2004
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backdoor beauty

an attractive girl or woman who engages in anal sex.
"Hey Jon you see that girl over there?"
"Yea shes hot as hell."
"I wonder if shes a backdoor beauty."
by aka thadeaus April 18, 2006
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backdoor lovin'

Anal sex.When the man penetrates the woman's anus.
I fucked Tiffany up the ass.That bitch sure loves backdoor lovin'!!
by bruce shant June 12, 2007
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backdoor flapjack

the act of of titty fucking ones buttox covered in hott maple syrup then preceeding to wipe off the syrup and secretions with a pancake and eat
Chris: Hey man, how was your morning? David: It was good, me and macy made like three backdoor flapjacks. Chris: Damn man any leftovers?
by jordayler February 23, 2011
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backdoor meat

I'm gonna give her some of that backdoor meat.
by RedStore4 April 30, 2010
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backdoor surprise

v./n. inf(!) to unexpectedly penetrate someone's anus; often, of a heterosexual couple engaged in doggy style intercourse, when the male withdraws from the vagina, and hilariously re-inserts into the anus without prior warning.

NOT to be confused with the equally amusing Cadbury Surprise.
Betty: ... but then, as I... as I was about to... come, for some reason he pulled out... and then... *breaks down sobbing* he.. he put it... oh god! *sobs uncontrolably*
Psychiatrist 1: He gave you a BACKDOOR SURPRISE!? What a guy!!!
*hi-fives Psychiatrist 2*
Psychiatrist 2: Man, that is awesome!
by Terry Deary July 21, 2008
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