fell ass-backwards

To come into great fortune/luck unexpectedly, especially through imprudent behavior.

A: "Did you know that Jane blew her birthday money all on one ring as an impulse buy, turns out the stone was worth 10x what she paid!"

B: "Damn! She really fell ass-backwards into something huh!"

by khdoll September 11, 2010

Backhead

Performing a ridiculously stupid act whilst playing video games or in real life. This word can also be used as a name for someone who is ordinarily performing stupid and/or asshole-ish acts.

Game Example (GTA V)

Raul: *Picks up friend in Elegy* Where do you wanna go?

Matt: Take me to the clothes store!

Raul: Okay! *crashes into every goddamn pole in GTA then proceeds to crash into a bush and then finally proceeds to drive into the clothes store*

Matt: Bruh wtf! You drive like a fuckin Backhead!

Alternative Game Example

Anthony: *Switches off inverted setting on game and tries playing* Ahh hell nah what kind of backhead logic is this

3rd example

Raul: *blows up random cars and accidentally kills a friend passing by*

Tray: Yo wtf is wrong with you, you fucking backhead!

by Icecold278 July 13, 2016

lazy blackbeard

The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move

That's one pirate we'll never forget

by Chupacabra June 15, 2003

Backwards Hankie

After youve been giving a blow job, when a boy cums up your nose giving you a booger, the opposite of blowing your nose.

I just gave a backwards hankie to mimi.

by phantomed September 29, 2010

backyard pool

to cum in a girls ass;To cum a large load of cum into a girls badonkadonk

damn girl. I wanna put a pool in your backyard:
I dumped a load in her backyard pool

by manofmydreams September 20, 2012

backwards texas turtle

When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.

Dude last night was so great, I gave Jessica a backwards Texas turtle!

by ResentedMoose January 2, 2017

Backyard Coal Mining

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018