babysitter hot

When a girl is decently attractive, but would only be seen as 10/10 gorgeous by a child if she were their babysitter that they had a crush on.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got head from Rebecca!
Guy 2: Eh, that's cool.
Guy 1: What do you mean "cool", she's so sexy.
Guy 2: I mean, she's just babysitter hot, I'd probably pass.

by bepis with no b May 7, 2018

babysitter spanking

The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!

Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”

by Wreck it wrelph September 20, 2022

Babysitter Principle

When criminally corrupt fascists are in charge of America

Donald Trump aka Casino Mobster hired numerous corrupt associates like Whiskey Pete Hegseth and "Not You" Tulsi Gabbard and Pam Bondi (currently stinking up government and committing felonies by the hour) who are acting like ornery toddlers whose babysitter is passed out drunk in the laundry room while kids in her charge are setting fire to the house. in other words, the Babysitter Principle means criminals are running the show and have absolutely no supervision over their malfeasance.

by Uncle Joosie September 20, 2025

Australian babysitter

A bartender. So called because Australians gets so drunk that the bartender feels more like a babysitter.

Jimmy is the Australian babysitter at Mickey's Pub.

Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill

by Tom from the Shore September 14, 2012

Rap Babysitter

a succesful black rapper/producer that takes a younger white male artist under his wing in order to get him noticed. The rap babysitter claims to be a "mentor" and watch over the young artist, but in reality he teaches him the lifestyle of the rich and ignorant. rap babysitters make a deal to put thier name and face on everything related to their protegee and in return he recieves a percentage of the profit. Ex. Producer Timbaland babysits Justin Timberlake; Eminem has been babysat by Dr. Dre for 13 years now! Justin bieber is still so young he has several rap babysitters- Chris Brown, Lil' Wayne. Justin Timberlake applied for the job but didnt qualify because he is white. Justin Bieber's main babysitter Usher was babysat by P Diddy back in the day.

Young white artist: "I dont feel like perfoming today! i'm too tired"

Rap Babysitter: "Shut up! you better get out there and bring big brother his money or else i won't be in your next music video! see how many girls you get then!"

Young white Artist: " Okay! sorry. forgive me, i'm white."........

Jonas Brothers: we have a Rap babysitter too! His name is Big Rob! he appeared in our video Burnin' up!

Eminem: "Shut the fuck up. he isnt even a rapper. he is your washed up bodyguard, that came too you after he got fired by Britney Spears.

by eviezamora13 September 29, 2011

built-in babysitter

A older child or grandparent that is expected to babysit often

You have a 18 year old daughter that is expected to be a built-in babysitter and watch a younger sibling even though she already has plans

by ldjfreeze December 30, 2013

Boston babysitter

It's when a guy purposefully cums in or on a girls eyes, then leaves the room. Leaving her to "watch" the kids.

He gave me a Boston Babysitter. As he ran out he yelled "here's a ten for the trouble!"

by Steit RavenCloud December 21, 2009