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grown man baby

When you dress your infant son in adult-like clothing such as jeans and collared shirts such that they look like a miniature grown man.
by skb1212 July 4, 2014
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homeless hairy man baby

Elia V.

A child of many mysteries, a phenomenon, may have come from Area 51
Oh my god, Elia, the homeless hairy man baby is coming!!
by uncookedgarbanzobean9 July 28, 2019
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I am a giant man baby gay boy

A phrase that you put as your friend's status when they forget to log out of their Facebook.
I forgot to log out of my facebook yesterday, and when i logged in this morning, my status was "I am a giant man baby gay boy."
by orofino high school January 26, 2011
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baby man child

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see
(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!
by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013
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Little baby man

A person - typically a male individual - who is submissive in nature and usually short, can be a brat as well.
Look at this little baby man! Aww, he wants uppies!
by dishwasherhehehehe September 15, 2022
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baby yoda man

A very sexy and intellectual man who is loved by everyone.
by HarvNotFound February 21, 2022
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Independent Baby Man Dog

When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.
We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
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