Baby

Something that cries, poops, and eats. They are also adorable. They also might give you nightmares.

Baby: WAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Mom: Oh my gosh, will this thing ever shut up!

Baby: No.

Mom: Wha...wha...did you just talk?

Baby: ALL BABYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, STARTING WITH YOU...MOM...

Mom: OH MY GOSH HAAALLLLPPPP!!!!

The Mom wakes up

Dad: Did you have the baby dream again Honey?

Mom: *Crying* Yeah, this time it seemed so...real.

Dad: It's okay, just go back to sleep.

by Mr_Jumbo_Shrimp January 29, 2016

Baby

Newborn, infant.

A name of endearment.

Marsha; Baby-Hon, take your break

Saints; walk away and takes her break

What a cute baby!!!

What's her name?

by Saints September 20, 2003

baby

The result from a broken condom. Also a bundle of joy...until you realize that they are bomb full of smelly substances, and are capable of exploding at any moment.

oh shit, fred, were having a baby.

Man, this baby just peed all over my nice new blouse!

by Ciderow July 24, 2006

baby

endearing term that can be used for either sex

Baby lets go out to the movies tonight

by Dawn June 15, 2002

Baby

what you call your friend/bf/gf/mom when they won’t respond to your messages.

Hello?
HELLOOO
Baby

by bunnyloaf78 November 17, 2019

Baby

Very cute but VERY EVIL

Mom:awww it’s so cute

Dad: ow it bit me
Mom: it has no teeth yet

Dad:it still hurt dat baby evil

by Powerslayer259 November 25, 2018

Baby

Someone who is adorable, cute or small. Someone you think is precious.

Aw, look at Tiger, They’re so baby

by idkramen June 10, 2019