baby batter

a salty discharge of goo from a male penis

i shot baby batter in her eye

by kevin kehoe November 14, 2003

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Pooping the baby batter

This can be described as when one may ejaculate on a womans feet(us) to cause the baby making procedure. Normally this happens when doing the two player no pants dance. This is normally to make a human child.

"man, I found a nice girl, so I think we will be pooping the baby batter tonight"

by Daddy baby batter February 3, 2017

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baby-batter brownies

A seemingly delicious chocolaty dessert where the secret ingredient is jizz. A perfect way to break up with a lying/cheating ex.
It is best accompanied by a video of the person cheated on and a guy or girl (at least one guy is needed) having sex then cumming into the brownie mix.

Girl: I just found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me the whole year we have dated.
Guy: You gunna leave him?
Girl: Yes, but I want to get back at him.
Guy: Send him a porno of us, and make him some baby-batter brownies.
Girl: PERFECT!! He will never see it "cumming!"

Guy: That's the magic of baby-batter brownies.

by The Breakup Doctor January 11, 2013

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baby batter

Another term for the steamy hot secretions extracted from the make penis at climax. Hence, it causes babies.

"Why you get her pregnant foo?!"
"I busted that baby batter up in that shit. My bad. ya herrrd me""

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

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baby batter

Milky white substance found in the depths of the testicals inside a male's scrotum. When shot from the penis, the milky substance looks like the batter of a baked good.

Abraham: "Shit!"

Jacob: "what's up?"

Abraham: "I was wacking off and got baby batter all in my toe hair..."

Jacob: "next time you'll remember to wear socks."

by ronald514930 September 11, 2009

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